Check the ROCK 'N' ROLL STORMTROOPERS-
N E W S !
UNDER PERMANENT CONSTRUCTION! SORRY!
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-December 21st/'03, returning home in best stinking Tourbus!
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-December 20th/'03,
raisin' hell and blowin' down Roßwein!
Great party and even better farty! Afterwards
having a great time
together with the Owl- and Mothpeople at the Hotel!
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-December 19th/'03,
stinking in the hotelroom!
Hot rocking at the Tommy Weißbecker Haus, Berlin!
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-December 18th/'03,
eating pickled eggs and partying down the KVU, Berlin.
Afterwards having a wretched meal at the great SCHLEMMER PAVILLON!
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-December 17th/'03, rocking and a-rolling at the Magnet Club, Berlin.
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-December 5th/'03,
traditional meeting for dinner
together with the guys from WIZO,
FOOLS GARDEN and friends! Afterwards Karaoke and big FARTCONTEST!
Stormpoopers won (as usual)! Here are the official results:
FOOLS GARDEN ------ 0 Farts
WIZO ------ (only) 2 Farts
FRIENDS (Oli, Nico and Felix) ------ 5 Farts
STORMTROOPERS
------ 16 (ultra loud and juicy) Farts!!!
Stormtroopers are the best when it comes to rock
and FARTS!!!
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-November 6th/'03,
the crazy Stormtroopers ate pickled eggs while
recording the latest hits!
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-September/Rocktober '03, recording till death!
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-September 15th /'03, more recording, recording, recording!
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-August 17th /'03, recording, recording, recording!
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-July 17th /'03, INCREDIBLE!
2.nd Fart-tape recorded!!! Again 90 minutes of
best juicy sounds from down under!
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-July 12th /'03, Smashin' up Marbach! INGWER broke 2 String on 2 Guitars!
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-June 26th /'03, FENCHEL also hurt! But fortunataly nothing to worry about!
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-June 21st /'03, Gig
at the "Traube" in Sindelfingen due to
rock-injury cancelled!
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-June 3rd /'03, ROCK-ACCIDENT!!!
INGWER hurts his leg!
Maybe Rock-amputation of leg? Stay tuned!
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-May 17th /'03, rockin' at KAMILLE'S (ex-Drummer) marriage!
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-May 4th /'03, Happy Birthday OLBASS! Party with 4 Zylinder!
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-April 29th /'03, Backing Vocals recording-session (maybe even fart-recording).
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-April 27th /'03, OLBASS makes "one day-holiday" in Switzerland!
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-April 24th /'03, "Zipper-Solo" and "Rockcycle-solo" recorded!
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-April 22th /'03, FENCHEL regrets Muscle withdrawal due to less practice!
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-April 20th /'03, OLBASS rocks again! This time in Balingen!
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-April 19th /'03,
OLBASS plays and rocks a gig with his second
band
"4 ZYLINDER"!
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-April 17th /'03,
KERBEL & INGWER
record the very best Guitarsolo in the
whole wide world! Stay tuned!
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-March 28th /'03, Rock-Party at FENCHEL's house!
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-March 25th /'03,
KERBEL and INGWER
record the rockiest
guitar in the whole wide world! OLBASS returns
from holiday!
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-March 15th /'03,
OLBASS went on holiday! Ski-ing and partying
with Ski-bunnies!
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-March 9th /'03, farting at practice!
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-Feburary 28th /'03,
OLBASS plays at the "Traube" with his
coverband
4 Zylinder! They rocked and rolled till they lost control!
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-February 9th /'03,
the crazy Bulldozer-Rockers lay
brandnew carpet into rehearsal-room!
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-February 8th /'03,
bulldozing down Schramberg ...of course in HOT-PANTS!!!
Everybody rocked and everything rolled - and remember Schramberg:
"Ohne Rock kein' Bock!". Tourvan nearly broke into bridge
that was only allowed for 1 ton!
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-January 25th /'03, "keep rock clean" modified!
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-January 5th /'03, rock recording continues even this year!
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-January 2nd/'03, KERBEL's birthday!
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-January 1st /'03, a rocking New Year to everybody!!!
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-December 31st /'02,
party at OLBASS-house!
OLBASS made the show
with his Uprightbass and his second Band!
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-December 30th /'02,
Stormtroopers, ANIS,
Herr GUHL and JÖRNI
met for dinner at the 7 Schwaben! Everybody ate Lentils! Afterwards
Fartcontest!!! Stormpoopers
won 22-6! (unofficial result 32-6, because OLBASS
made Textil-print, but he didn't show!) Stormtroopers
are the best
when it comes to rock and FART!!!
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-December 24th /'02, X-mAss
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-December 21st /'02,
blowing down Sindelfingen! Stormtroopers
rocked the house with Hot-pants and no Underpants!
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-December 20th /'02,
rocking down Regensburg and party/fartying
with USE TO ABUSE! KERBEL had technical problems
with Rockguitar
but everything under control! KERBEL also made
Textilprint!!!
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-December 1st /'02, Song "Rock'n'Roll Stormtroopers" nearly finished!
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-November 29th /'02,
OLBASS farted with material!!!
But unfortunately
only small Textildruck!
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-November 20th /'02,
the crazy Bulldozer-Rockers start to
overwork the song "Rock'n'Roll Stormtroopers"!
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-November 10th /'02, another song completed!
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-Rocktober 04th /'02,
INGWER is back from holiday and all he wants
to do is ROCK, ROCK, ROCK!
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-Rocktober 03rd /'02, KERBEL visits Praha in the name of rock!
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-Rocktober 01st /'02,
90 minutes of farts recorded on Tape!
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-September 21th /'02, INGWER first time on holiday abroad!
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-September 12th /'02, First Song "Discomaniac" completly ready!
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-August 06th /'02,
Jam session with ANIS at ANIS-house!
Only blues and classic rock were played!
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-July 25th /'02, OLBASS goes to spain for holiday
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-July 20th /'02, KERBEL
and INGWER went to Reutlingen to see
Rubettes, Boney M. and Sweet. (Sweet was boring!)
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-July 14th /'02, where
were the Rockers from Nürnberg?
You had your chance to see Rockers in Hot-pants!
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-July 13th /'02, Filderstadt
was rocked down with HOT-PANTS!
Stormtroopers wore no underpants!
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-July 06th /'02, KERBEL
and INGWER visited Spider Murphy Gang
Concert! And it was ROCK and so much ROLL!
It really catapulted
their eyeballs out of their skulls! This was indeed Rock-education
de luxe!!!
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-July 04th /'02, OLBASS
drives to "With full Force-festival"!
Will Tour-van burn up again? Will OLBASS start
smoking again?
Well we'll see!
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-June 27th /'02, hard working in practiceroom!
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-June 25th /'02, Amplifier
repaired again! Bulldozer-Rocker
can continue recording-session!
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-June 20th /'02, Bass
amplifier wreckage caused immediately
stop of recording-session! OLBASS very angry!
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-June 19th /'02, KERBEL and OLBASS clean up practiceroom
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-June 18th /'02, restarting recording-session
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-June 15th /'02, rockin'
down Magstadt very loud! Even people at
"Altersheim" had their pleasure! Alot of people (some of them drank
fuckin' orangejuice!), church and even churchyard were shaking to Rock!!!
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-June 15th /'02, ROCKIN'
INGWER sick! Nearly missed soundcheck but finally
he rocked the stage with earthshakin' guitarsounds!
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-June 06th /'02, KERBEL
wrote brandnew rocksong!
Beware take care ...the title of this song is "Bulldozer 3"!
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-June 03rd /'02, first
practice on Monday!
(just for information: Monday is jazzday!)
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-June 02nd /'02, FENCHEL
visits Pur concert. STORMTROOPERS say:
"FENCHEL... you better go out now!!!"
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-May 30th /'02, FENCHEL
starts diet, because of very biiiiiig Weizenbeer belly.
(beer diet!)
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-May 26th /'02, STORMTROOPERS visit Rose Tattoo concert!
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-May 23th /'02, STORMTROOPERS
nearly recorded Blues-Trash song
but God of Rock'n'Roll said: "NO!!!"
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-May 21th /'02, INGWER
appears to practice totally covered in oil! What has happen?
...INGWER was working on his car!
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-May 04th /'02, happy birthday OLBASS! Finally he gets "Rockopa No. 1"!
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-May 01st /'02, Labour Day! No practice today!
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-April 30th /'02,
FENCHEL got his eyes lasered! ... but fortunataly
the Doctors
lasered brain! Another step into madness!
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-April 28th /'02,
finally finishing Bulldozer 2. OLBASS has brandnew
recipe
for farting! Incredible marathon
fart made by OLBASS. The world's never
heard
such a long fart before! Will it be written down
in guinness book of records? (it must!)
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-April 26th /'02,
KERBEL, ANIS and
THYMIAN (drummer of Anis-band)
go to KLOSTERTALER concert to check the latest about Polka! Afterwards
they visit ERIC BURDON concert to check the latest about Blues rock!
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-April 25th /'02,
INGWER forgets to take amplifier to practice!
Practicing with Jazz-amplifier of Didi Spritz (Practiceroom-mate)
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-April 23th /'02,
no practice because FENCHEL has virus on computer!
Fortunately not in brain!
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-April 18th /'02, starting to record Bulldozers 2
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-April 11th /'02,
after listening to a recorded song, STORMTROOPERS
realize
that FENCHEL plays Hi-hat like "Luftpumpe"!
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-April 02nd /'02,
finally! Practice under normal condition! Everybody healthy
and very eager to rock again and again and ...again!!!
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-March 30th /'02, ROCKIN' INGWER bought brandnew Rockguitar!!!
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-March 28th /'02,
ROCKIN' INGWER under the blade! Wisdom-tooth
operatation today! What will happen to his wisdom?
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-March 27th /'02,
ANIS and KERBEL
again on "Sperrmüll"!
Best picture of "Devil Rider" found!
Immediataly taken to practiceroom!
Watch out for picture! Soon on website!
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-March 25th /'02,
ANIS and KERBEL
go "Sperrmüll" to look for funny
things that people throw on street!
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-March 21th /'02,
Sensational! Practicetime although ROCKIN' INGWER
still ill! Will Rock'n'Roll cure help?
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-March 17th /'02, no practice because ROCKIN' INGWER nearly dead!
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-March 15th /'02,
ROCKIN' INGWER even more ill than yesterday!
The world wonders if he ever get healthy again and again!
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-March 14th /'02,
ROCKIN' INGWER ill (very strong form of diarrhea)!
Practice unfortunately canceled!
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-March 10th /'02,
song number 12 recorded, but still there is
plenty of work for the crazy BULLDOZER-ROCKERS!
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-March 07th /'02, he will practice... namely today!
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-March 05th /'02, FENCHEL still ill! Will he ever practice again?
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-March 01th /'02,
FENCHEL very ill (very strong attack of dementia)
that's why pactice must be canceled!
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-February 28th /'02,
STORMTROOPERS check OLBASS
injury!
Everything ok again! Thanks to rock which is better than plaster!
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-February 26th /'02,
OLBASS cancels practice due to injury of finger
while opening beer-bottle
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-February 21th /'02,
ANIS visits practiseroom of the STORMTROOPERS
due to flatulence and he disturbs practise with dangerous gas!
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-February 17th /'02,
KERBEL, OLBASS and
even ANIS appear at
Girlschool concert in Stuttgart!
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-February 10th /'02,
OLBASS prefers carnival more that recording!
Dressed as Harald Juhnke he shows that he can drink 'til demetia!
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-February 09th /'02,
half of the STORMTROOPERS rock Filderstadt
as the BAMONES with coversongs of the Ramones and more!
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-January 29th /'02,
OLBASS strikes back with atomic creativity
gas.
Pants pulled down during recording of gas! Practise nearly canceled!
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-January 27th /'02,
after very good performance on day before
(although light technical problems of INGWER's
rockguitar
and especially missing Rockvest nearly canceled great rockshow)
all STORMTROOPERS unload tourvan!
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-January 26th /'02,
rocking INGWER forgot to take ROCKVEST
to
the show, gig nearly canceled! SCHMIER saviour of ROCK
this evening!
He brought ROCKVEST!!! Thanks Schmier!
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-January 17th /'02,
breaking up recording due to technical problems
of KERBEL's rockguitar! Guitar hospitalized but
alive!
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-January 13th /'02,
Weizenbierschwein FENCHEL refuses to unload
Tour-van, due to dementia. Will he be new Harald Juhnke?
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-January 12th /'02,
Schramberg rocked down! R'N'R STORMTROOPERS
took prisoners and blew city off with ROCK!!!
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-January 2th /'02,
KERBEL celebrates his birthday, but everybody
still knocked
out from New Years Eve! Poor boy, but still alive!!!
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- December 31th /'01, New Years Eve!!! HAPPY ROCKIN' 2002!
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- December 29th /'01, ANIS got MOUSTACHE!!!
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- December 24th /'01,
ChristmAss time! Will the crazy BULLDOZER-ROCKERS
get presents from Santa Claus?
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- December 19th /'01, ANIS built Vitrine for Textildrucked-underpants!
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- December 8th /'01,
Funny rocking in Marbach! The house
was shaking and earskins were breaking but rock must be loud!!!
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- November 24th /'01,
Stormtroopers visiting Slade concert to learn
new things about rock'n'roll! Great party, c'mon feel the noise!
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- November 20th /'01,
recording machine finally crashes!
unavoidable stopping of recording!!
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- November 18th /'01,
getting checked at the swiss border!
borderpatrol
looking for drugs in tour-van, but up yours, patrol,
Stormtroopers are not stupid to take any Hippie drugs over the border!
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- November 17th /'01,
playing at Luzern in Switzerland!
rocking the party down and having extremly fun
with all the partyguests!
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- November 8th /'01,
recording sound good after shock
that "Bändmachine" might be out of order!
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- Rocktober 28th /'01,
INGWER shocks partyguests at party of
STORMTROOPERS-friend Beatle with extremly sensless "very good"
english talking, raising his finger and pointing into face of guests!
Very good!!!
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- Rocktober 25th /'01, recording FARTS successfully done!
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- Rocktober 14th /'01,
first preparation for the recording session of
the pre-production of the first longplayer of the STORMTROOPERS
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- Rocktober 7th /'01,
on the way back home from Switzerland STORMTROOPERS
were only talking about practice!
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- Rocktober 6th /'01,
bringing the house down in Luzern! Audience shocked by sensless
Rock-talking! After gig sleeping the first time in a hotel as a band!
FENCHEL totally drunk was buying bread for a
much too high price!
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- Rocktober 5th /'01,
St. Gallen assaulted with heavy Metal Thunder!
Singing through a Sock because of electric shocks comming through the microphone!
KERBEL battling together with the other BULLDOZER-ROCKERS
against high voltage!
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- September
16th /'01, Stormtroopers driving back home! Seemed
they went totally mad
during these
4 days of hard and hot rockin'! That's the way Rock'n'Roll should be!
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- September 16th /'01, Erfurtz: Bringing
the House down! together with the Guitar Gangsters!
Afterwards
trouble with some stupid people who didn't understand to get
out of the house (or backstage)! and who the hell smashed the toilette-door
in?
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- September 15th /'01, Nünchritz:
R'N'R STORMTROOPERS shocked audience with their unbelievible
Rockshow!
Rock must be Rock, not EMO or EMU!!! After gig FENCHEL
and INGWER penetrated
audience
to buy merchandise! OLBASS read book in backstage
'til he lost voice!
Again friendship
pictures with Holm!
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- September 14th /'01, Rockin' INGWER made TEXTILDRUCK/Print
in Forst! After a perfect gig
INGWER
was farting with material that printed his underpants
with special Rockdesign!
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- September 13th /'01, the crazy Bulldozer-Rockers
went for a 4 days rocktour!
Starting
in Leipzig playing with two no rocking (too serious) bands the
Bulldozer-Rockers brought the house down!
Friendship pictures with Holm a good friend of the Stormtroopers!
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- July - August /'01, Stormtroopers did
plenty of new rocksongs and enjoyed practicing! Tried recording,
but had to work out songs! Brandnew songs are called "Bassman
rock the place man!", "Singerman"
"Saturdaynight" and "he's back again!".
